Monday, July 13, 2009

American chaddi

EK baar maine dost ki salah par maine america ki chaddi pahanli,

kya ?america ki chaddi? vo itna bada tu itna chota, uski chaddi kilometro me teri centimeter me

tune uski chaddi pahanli?

are vo kilometer lambi chaddi pahante hai kya?chindiya pahante hai nange log,

ab tu uski chaddi pahnega to vo nanga nahi hoga to kya

are vo isliye nanga nahi hua, balki dusaro ko topi pahnane me nanga ho gaya,

phir?

phir khujali ho gayi

kisko

mughe

dusaro ki chaddi pahnega to khujali to hogi,

are maine uski chaddi nahi pahni maine to america ki company ki nai chaddi pahni thi.jaise taise khujali thik hui

kiski?teri ya uski

uski koi khujali thik hogi?Irak,Iran koria pata nahi kaha kaha khujali karta rahta hai.

fhir

fhir,elastic dhila ho gaya,nadi me hudi mar di,bhala ho badi badi industries aur gande nalon ka,jonadion ko ganda karta hai gande paani me jaise taise ijjat bachi.

sher arj karta hu

arj aise kyon kar raha hai jaise america se karj liya ho.

HAME TO APNO NE LOOTA GAIRO ME KAHA DAM THA,

MERI CHADDI CHHUTI WAHA JAHA PANI KAM THA.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

paani

Ab vo josh vo junoon vo jawani nahin.
ab vo jajba vo rawani nahi.
ab nit nai koi kahani nahi.
yahan tak ki dub marne ko chullu bhar pani nahi.
PAta nahi phir bhi naadan aur nasamaz janata(public) Netaon (leaders)se ghade aur baltibhar paani ki ummeed karti hai?

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

cooking gas

In dino india me cooking gas badi mushkil se mil rahi hai. jalau lakdi to milati hi nahi,vakalpik indhan mahanga hai,aise me Des ke rajneta naye naye raste khojne me lage hai.
Rajneta cooking gas uplabdha karwane ko alag najriye se kyon dekhte hai,
Janta ko rasoi gas uplabdha karwakar bechare khud AATANKWAD KI AAG par roti sekte hai

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

inflation

It is said thatInflation rates depends on difrence beween demand &supply.WHY--when Mahmohan govt.win majorityj2008.After that there was no demand of MP's. neither from govt. nor from opposition at that time INFLATION RATES was touching 13%. Now election is coming it's sure not single party will gate majority.there will be a huge demand of MP'S, not only from govt or opposition but from third ,fourth front also. why Economist r saying -inflation rates could be zero(0)%

Saturday, March 28, 2009

INFLATION

kahte hai MUDRA SFITI ki dar BECHE JAANE WALI VASTU ki mang aur purti ke antar ke aadhar par nirdharit hoti hai,par baat yah samaz na aai ke Manmohan sarkar ke vishwash mat jeet liye jaane ke baad na to paksha se na vipaksha se SAANSADO kimaang nahi thi phir bhi mudra sfiti ki dar 13./. thi. Aur ab jabki election aa gaye hai aur kisi bhi dal ko purna bahumat nahi milega,aise me paksha vipaksha to thik chouthe paanchve morche ko bhi SAANSADO ki jarurat hogi phir bhi aarthik vishleshak MUDRA SFITI KI DAR zero(shunya) hone ki baat karte hai